1st prize for Builders Butt goes to.... Me

Burnt crack
Originally uploaded by darenpackham

Un known to me I showed a impressive bit of arse cleavage to the whole of the Cote Du Rhone region.
My padded shorts had slipped down and my tee shirt had ridden up leaving a 2" gap of skin showing to the world. How did I know? Sun Burn!
Great! Now I had arse chaffe and a painful strip of sun burn that was ironically the colour of Vin rouge de Cote du Rhone.