If you go down to the woods today

I think the song goes ,“If you go down to the woods today beware of a big surprise!
If you go down to the woods today you had better go in disguise.”

One thing is fur sure, you had better not disguise yourself as a small fury animal because you stand a very high chance that you are going to get shot at by a red neck

Yesterday was the 1st day of hunting season in Georgia, restricted for the 1st two weeks, to hunting by bow and arrow. (Dukes of hazard style! Wasn’t Daisy a brunette?) At least that way the fury animals still get a fighting chance for a few weeks. After that people are allowed to shoot at them with traditional weapons, meaning powder and musket type thing! So a little less chance for the fury guys during that period but then it will be time for the full on rifle season. Then, the poor little bastards are really in trouble, plus anyone else that enjoys the woods like tall English men riding mountain bikes on the trails with his friends.

So all the red necks are excited about the hunting season and me and the fury guys are scared stiff. Time to lock up the bike and stay home with Daisy.