Kylie
Do you know? Kylie Minogue came round to my place the other day and I said, “Kylie. No!! Take your pretty arse and your sexy underwear and just go"
posted by Daren Packham at 1:09 PM
Do you know? Kylie Minogue came round to my place the other day and I said, “Kylie. No!! Take your pretty arse and your sexy underwear and just go"
posted by Daren Packham at 1:09 PM
4 Comments:
Funny That
The same thing happened to me , I was minding my own business when there was rap rap rap at the door you know who it was?
Jessica Simpson dressed up as Daisy Duke!!
I said oh Jessica take your long legs and your short denim shorts and leave me alone to my sock washing!!
Daisy
5:15 PM
Daisy... is that you Daren?
5:58 PM
Funny That
The same thing happened to me , I was minding my own business when there was rap rap rap at the door you know who it was?
Olivier Martinez, but not dressed up!!
I said Oh Olivier take your pretty face and sexy accent and leave me alone to my packing!!
7:42 AM
...and i dont believe you, 'cos i know for a fact she comes round mine on Sundays to do the ironing.
5:34 PM
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