You Bastards!

hand cream
Originally uploaded by darenpackham.

From all appearances this looks like it has been quite a good Christmas holiday!

Thank you, for all of the hand cream but how am I supposed to vet my romantic interests if everyone I know gives me a potof cream!!? I might have missed out on an opportunity here somewhere.

However. I am so slow on the up take, that if you are seriously interested, in any romantic attachments with me, you would have to show up, a) with hand cream, b)a wry smile and c) on top of that lend me and my mate your convertible Jaguar.

I know. Now I am just being silly!!!!